Spicy papadum in queens - i love it!!

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My First Papadum

Old Man and the Walker

Well, they ain't kiddin'. Getting old is not easy. I'm one year old and they've got me on a walker. I really have to practice some more so that the young ladies and old yentas don't laugh at me if I take a fall. Seriously, I think I can do better than this. But generally I still scoot around on my butt like a fiddler crab. Its much faster for me.

Here's my best shot at that whole 'walking' thing:


Can you believe how old I am? Wow, does time fly!

1 Year Checkup

The exit polls are in, the votes are cast, how much do I weigh???

You really want to know?

24 lbs and 13 ounces

that's about 75th percentile. i'm slowing up putting the poundage on my frame, going to the gym, eating a sensible diet and using the point system from Weight Watchers.

Oh, yes, the height:

31 and 1/2 inches

finally, my mom wants you to know that the circumference of my head is 19 and 1/4 inches. THAT is the 95th percentile. THAT ain't no joke. now I can get a fitted baseball hat since I know my size.

anyhow, just scroll down and watch me dance!!!

I'm a kool kat...

...this is me jammin' to my latest CD. I just feel it coursing through my bones and into my little musicial soul.

check out my bootie shake: