Boca, Bagels and Grandparents

I am back from Boca del Vista ("Oh, we'll have to move to Boca del Vista!" I may be little but I know my Seinfeld.)

I had a great time for a whirlwind weekend with my Nana and Grandpa.



1. Nova Scotia: If you're in Boca, you gotta have the nova at Bagels With. I like to demand "more, more fish, more more fish" - salty salmon is fun. Its also fun to play with your food



and your Grandpa



2. Awesome playground: It was unlike anything even my parents had ever seen (and they've seen everything!) There was water shooting all around and, well, I think my face speaks for itself here.



3. The Great-Grandparents: Nana the Great and Papa the Great were there, too. I laid a big smoochie on Nana the Great. It was her birthday --- 82 (that's about 80 years more than me). What a fun celebration.



And this is me with Papa the Great and the two Nanas.



4. The Pool: Dad throwing me in the air. Mom chillin' in the hot tub. Don't be jealous, Jay-Z, of my sweet baby krib. It's just how E. Miles rolls.





5. The Beach: This one is of me and my sandtools. I had to be convinced to take off my shoes. That took a while. I pulled an Eli. I refused to lower my feet when Dad lowered me to the ground. Eventually I was coaxed into taking off my shoes when I saw Mommy and Daddy do it. Then, I may have even had some fun:



Thanks, Nana and Grandpa for an awesome weekend, you guys are the bomb!

Billy Bob Cohen

Yeehaw!!!!!

Billy Bob Cohen here to tell you that usually you add teeth but gosh darnit if I haven't misplaced one of mine.




My folks, well, they can't tell me how it happened. They just said "Shit happens, son" So I am gonna be sporting this new hobo chic look for the next few years so y'all best get used to it! And, as I like to say now, "Shit happens. And then your parents clean it up for you."

Pinta

That's what I call my new cousin I just saw down in Greensboro, NC. Well, here name is actually Samantha but I like calling her Pinta. She's cute. Once I started kissing her soft little fuzzy head, I couldn't stop!





Shucks, I am a sucker for younger, cuter women! I am gonna love having such a cool cuz!

2 years old

2 years old and I am 32 pounds and 38 inches. Yes, that is over 3 feet. (Taller than a Smurf, too. I am so into 80s retro stuff...)

Dr. Finkelstein says that I am 90% weight and, well, 3 and 1/4 years old in height (I'm kinda off the chart on that one.)

And my Dad would like me to be a lefty so I can be a Southpaw pitcher.



I am definitely a righty though.