Chicken Man!

So my parents are not above doing stupid things to teach me words. When they began feeding me chicken (not a big fan) recently, they started prancing around the kitchen doing the Funky Chicken dance. They did this on more than one occasion. I am not even kidding. I admit that I liked it and laughed. Can't say for sure that I associate their Funky Chicken dance with actual chicken, the substance.

Speaking of which, anyone ever notice the similarities between the words "chicken" and "kitchen"? Anyone? Well, it you play with the letters and sounds, they are actually pretty similar words. So much so that I am little confused. Check me out trying to flap my arms when my mom said "kichen." Hey, its not so easy to learn new words, cut me some slack.