I'm hanging with the older kids

I don't know, I just kinda, y'know, I just kinda feel like kids my own age are soooo totally immature. So most of my friends are at least 2 years old. People often ask me why I hang out with older kids in the neighborhood. I generally don't answer them. First of all, I can't really talk. Hello, I am only 14 months! Secondly, even I could talk, I would tell them that their statements smack of "ageism" and that is totally uncool. Everyone knows that. Thirdly, well, I know that perhaps its a little trite....but I am currently seeing an older woman. She had her 2 year old birthday party today (happy birthday babe), down the block from me. My parents don't actually know her parents. I like it that way because -- my parents are totally embarrassing. If they knew, they would giggle about it and probably drop me off right in front of her house (how embarrassing!). So, my babysitter takes me. We have kind of a pact not to tell my parents.

Here are Sandy and I at the party today:


I'm a little sweaty from running around. Plus its hard to keep the girls off of me:



I brought my g-friend a little present today. And I got my first birthday party giftbag!! Watch out ladies, I am on the 2 yr old birthday party circuit now!